Balancing the world, reason why THE PHILIPPINES is doomed…
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the
He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going
to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”
“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. “For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but
sunny and pleasant.”
“I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched
“This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold
and covered in ice.”
The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a group of
Islands and said, “What are those?”
“Ah,” said God. “That’s the Philippines, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, mountains and forests.
The people from the Philippines are going to be beautiful, modest, intelligent and
humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving and they will be
known throughout the world as carriers of peace and love.”
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, “What
about balance, God? You said there would be balanced.”
God replied wisely, “Wait until you see the idiots I designated as
i missed vball try outs today bcoz of sumtin called “outer atitis” or sumtin like that…. it’s ear infection…. mom said it’s bcoz of TOO MUCH ROCK MUSIC IN MY CD PLAYER….
my mom is hilarious!
i’ll be back tomorrow for try outs.. despite my whole body aching and screaming..