really, all i want in life is a smart, cute, funny british guy, with an awesome accent, who’s family-oriented and open-minded, and preferably a Christian. is that too much to ask???
at work yesterday, this patient came in. he was 22, a fuckin GRAD student (i’m 21 and i’m still a junior!!!), with a cool british accent. he’s from the UK.
me: whoa, that’s a huge scar on your arm. what happened?
him: yeah they had to put metal plates in it when i broke my arm when i was 6 playing football. i mean soccer.
doctor: what’s your height?
him: …in feet?
can i keep him?