i love how i keep on updating and no one reads it coz they’re all in fxckxng myspace. so i guess i can really talk and not care? i can talk crap about sum1 and they wouldnt know?

sweet.

not that i would do that. i mean, if i hate him/her that much, i shouldnt bother? ehhh not worth it.

there’s more to life than our teenage dramas. like ice cream. like pizza. how bout pain? no really, physical pain? im so tired and sore i cant even type properly.

coach bilenki/coach foster/coach krum –> EVIL.

so… lately ive been.. uhh. busy? i got MKS going on.. (ahh can’t wait!!) i got, GS, i got flipclub/MSA(?) .. i’m helping (trying to?) with lenten mission drive..and of course, volleyball.. and my service hours in st marks… sheeesh talk about BUSY. but it’s all good. it feels nice to help and do some stuff besides school crap. yeah yeah.

HEY HEY! dork’s having a SWEET SIXTEEN!!!!!!!! WOOOPEEEEE!!! ahhhhhhhhh cant wait!!!!!!!!!! its like MONTHS from now….. in november? maybe early december? who cares!?!?

gotta go eat. oooh mangoes.

 

HEYYY LOOOOOKIIE!!

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let’s find out how clever are you….
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

 

1st Question 

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

 

2nd Question

I f you overtake the last person, then you are…?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?

3rd Question 

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

 

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you’ll get the last question right….

….Maybe.

 

4th Question
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn’t.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

 

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask…

It’s really very simple….

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

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 ACTUALLY GOT THE LAST TWO RIGHT! man, these questions are WHOA.