spiffydork08 (5:45:31 AM): GO 2 FUCKIN SLEEP WOMAN!

i’m tryin emily… i really am…..

haha.. went to m0nica’s house for JC magazine… so funny…

G: look at this advertisement…

*we all look.. realizes it’s an ad for ahem.. tampons.*

me: i don’t think they had that back then

*pause*

me: wat did dey use…?

erin: twiggs… branches… trees…?

*all crackin up*

g: that’s gotta hurt!!

everyone else: how do u know?!?!?

stephanie: twiggs.. branches.. trees…… small.. medium.. large……

erin:  for heavy days…….(use trees)

*all crack up again……… and g rolls off the bed..*

stephanie: but seriously. i don’t think they used anything…

me: so they just let it……?

all: eeeeeewwww!!!!

stephanie:  they’ll be lyk “ohh,, i sat on berries…”

*all crack up… yesss.. again..*

i know, i know…. we’re retards… but isn’t everyone…..?

 

 

mwahahahahaha!!!!! emily’s party was crazy!!!  cake fight!! she got in s0o0o0 much trouble tho… (s0rrrrrrry….) i feel really bad… i mean, i started it.. (confession!!) but dude!! that was REALLY FUN!!  hahaha!! yeah,, we made up names when we were bowling… our initials..? FCUKUS… (can’t do it d right way.. 2 many peeps.. hehehe.. ) i was ‘U’.. (well,, one of them.. abbey was the other one..) i was “uracil” for one nyt… (who came up with this name anyway!?!?!?) the best part of the nyt,, was,, uhh… wen we wer all tired,,, and we wer tryin 2 squeeze ourselves in these chair..  weird.. not 2 mention stupid… (i mean, cmon,,, there’s gotta be lyk 30 seats der!!!)  

oh,,, jenn gave me a ride goin 2 d party,, and of course goin home… guess wat i found out?!!? jenn wanted to go to DeMatha…  i guess she failed…  don’t worry mushroom… lyk i told u,, i wanted 2 go 2 gonzaga.. but,, sum things aren’t just meant 2 be.. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! just kiddin!!! (jowk..? lmao)

yep yep,,, awesome nite….  (emily… dude,, U ROCK!!!!!! )

>>>QUOTES 2 LIVE BY<<<

jenn: “my pants r glowing!!!”  (people,, don’t ask..)

moi: “i smell good… *sniff*”

g: **2 busy goin back and forth on d ALLEY….**

abbey: **2 preoccupied stealin other people’s turns… **

*~*~*~convo with my dad bout d party~*~*~

dad: so,, how d’you do?!

me: i got 23…  (hey,, it was my first tym!!)

dad: dat’s awesome!! i didn’t know u wer good at BASKETBALL!!

me: dad,, we played bowling…?

dad: oh….. u suck dat bad…?

>>sheeeshhh… feelin d luv….<<

1.do you get jealous easily?
>>hahahaahaha… not really… more lyk feelin sorry 4 myself..

2. what have u been doing these past few days? …
>>uhhmm.. schoolwork,,,, and sum “lyf re-evaluation”..

3. song that sticks on your mind?why?
>>i’d do anything.. no f*king idea why… (i close my eyes, all i see is u… close my eyes… i cannot slep i can’t forget u….?)

4. what are u planning to do this weekend?
>>hw,,, hw,, and oh yeah,, if i have more tym,, i’d probably do hw…. gotta get a lyf..

5. do u club?
>>uhhmm… uhhmmm….

6. do u drink alcohol?
>> *whistles…*

7. any people in love with u right now?
>>hahahahah!! i wish!!!

8. do u prefer sms or talking on the phone?
>>sms,, sum things in lyf are easier written (or typed…?) than directly said..

9. are u missing someone right now?
>>hell, yeah

10.what are u doing right now?
>>supposedly english hw… yep nglish hw at 4 am…

11. five words to say about u?
>>uhhhmm..retarded,, s2pid-smart (acc 2 manda t).. cool and awesome.. just stupid (acc 2 jenn..)  *geez people.. thnx…*

12. name ur good friends
>>u serious?!!?der’s gotta be a chillaxillion of dem…

13. one person u want to spend the rest of ur life
w/?
>>one really good friend.. dude,, lam mo na kung cno ka..

14. what were u doing before this?
>>english hw… answering antigone questions.. u know,, dat greek play by dat greek dude..

15. what are you thinking right now?
>>wen u say wat,, do u mean who?

16.what did you do last night?
>>cry myself to sleep…..? oh nvm,, dat was valentyn’s day..

17.what did you last say to a friend last night?
>>”u retard!!” hahahahah 

18.what attracts you to the opposite sex?
>>funny and nice.. i mean lyk not being snobby and all.. has to be APPRECIATIVE *wink, wink*.. and of course,, he HAS to REMEMBER my NAME.. not many peope do… hahahah

19.what makes you happy?
>>uhhmm… wenever… i … talk 2… or just even…. see… *ahem*

20.who’s the last person u txtd last nyt?
>>i think it was jenn… ? [or not…]

21..who was the last person you talked to?
>>my sis…?tellin her 2 kill d spider herself…? [don’t ask]

22.what do you want to tell someone but you
haven’t? …
>> “i really lyk u…” no way in hell will i everell him dat… 

23.when is your birthday? …
>>november 31, 1989…. hahahahahah!!  seriously….? april 25, 1989..

24. when is your crush’s birthday? …
>>do i really hav 2 answer dis?!!? how ’bout no…?

25. when did you last smile? …
>>talking to him b4 he went home… hahahahah

26. why did you answer this?
>>[good question… ]it’s interesting…….?

27. when will you marry?
>>wen the ryt guy comes at d ryt moment… hahahahah!! sounds serious..

28. When did u last receive a gift?
>>i got a lollipop last monday,, does dat count??

29.when did you last drink alcohol? …
>>uhmmm… uhmmm… i’d prefer not 2 answer dat question… cuz u know,, it’s hard to get expelled…. i mean,, get caught….

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

it’s been a loooong tym since i last updated…. my pc was down.. sum kinda virus or watever….

a loooooot of suff happened… well,, not really,, just sum kinda drama… hehehe…

Tues, feb. 8:… yep,, kinda realized sumting important here… sumting dat affected my whole week….

Wed, feb 9: can’t really remember wat happened… oh yeah!!!!! jenn figured my…. watchmacallit????

Thurs: feb 10:…… oh…. dis is d crappy day… i found out dis sumting dat really upset me…. prety ruined the rest of the day….  dude!! i was crushed!!!! but now dat i think about it,, it’s really pathetic.. but during lunch… i heard d most stupid (but awesome) thing ever……

~*~*~*~*~THE REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES IS BELOW FLORIDA….~*~*~*~*

woah….. i never knew my people were WHITE….. (matt,, ur awesome…)

but wait,, der’s more.. then he goes to our world history txtbook,, and looks it up… and he finds it…. he finds manila,, the capital of the philippines.. and den he goes: “jenn,, isn’t dat d name of ur friend?? oh crap!!! her name’s marinela!!!!!”

…………………*sigh*………………….

i rest my case…..

Fri, feb11: oh,,,,, bro martin caught me not paying atention to class… heeeheee… den he asks me to read this part in the play (antigone’s part,, if i can remember ryt)…  i was thinking (dreaming, rather..) of sumting,, wen i heard him call my name…. but i didn’t realize he was talking to me…. i was just sitting der,, staring directly at d tv…… ZONING OUT AND COMPLETELY LOST IN SPACE….. den i asked G later on… she said it was really obvious i wasn’t paying attention…. ok,, wat now?? F in my participation grade?!?!

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*sigh*…. buhay talaga…kapagod.. minsan talga gusto mo na mag give up noh?!?! pero di pa pde… we sitll have a looong way to go..  u all know wat i’m talking about ryt?!?! buti nlang nanjan pa kau!! buti nlang!!!!!!!!!! sa inyong lahat…. salamat sa inyo……………

 

 

 

 

mwahahahahah!!!!

today was fun… what started out from an “innocent” birthday card “mutated” into this… uh,, well,, don’t really know wat to call it….  it was a bunch of random stuff (from random people,, according to teresa..) and probably $20.. suck ups, aren’t we…?

hahahaha!! nah,, i just got d idea from ms molly…

everything turned out fine,, except for teresa’s awesome grand entrance…. really good tyming der… (interrupt bro. martin while he’s xplaining?!?!? i mean,, dude,, it’s BRO. MARTIN!!!) but,, good job, teresa… hahahaha!!

we need 2 plan 4 nxt yir’s bday…. 7 layer cake…?

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January 31, 2005

ME: guess wat tomorrow is..?

G: wat?

ME: it’s a special event..

G: ur bday?

ME: n0pe…it’s feb 1……?

G: Oh!! i know!!!

ME: wat?

G: APRIL FOOL’S DAY! (w/ all confidence)

mwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

*SIGH*  saaaaaaaaaad… s0o0o0o saaaaad….